Tee Shirt Lines
“Filthy Stinking Rich… Well, Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad”"I Used Up All My...
God’s Watching
The teacher put two baskets of treats on her desk, a basket of apples...
The local priest came across Paddy who had…
The local priest came across Paddy who had stumbled out of the town tavern.”Paddy,”...
Wife was mad at me
|Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to...
Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Happy Birthday…yech!
Bruce comes home one day and says to his lover, “Please do me a...
The Perfect Story
There was a perfect man who met a perfect woman. After a perfect courtship,...
Your Job
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and your job?A: Your job still sucks...
Marriage Quotes 3
A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever...
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years…
An elderly couple, still very loving after all these years, is shocked when the...