Kermit the Frog
|Why doesn’t Kermit the Frog like elephants?They always want to play leap frog with...
It’s 11 o’clock…
In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:”It’s 11 o’clock do...
Bouncer
Q. How many bouncers does it take to throw someone down the stairs?A. None!...
The Lizard of Oz!
|What powerful reptile is found in the Sydney opera house?The Lizard of Oz!
Life’s Achievements!
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as...
3 Viagra Pills
A guy goes to his doctor and says,”Doc, I have a problem.”"My girlfriend is...
Indian Pun! heehee
Q: Did you hear about the Indian who drank 200 cups of tea?A: He...
What has four asses?
What has four asses?Eight half assed politicians.
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through…
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
Whose Job Is It?
This is a story about four people named Everybody, Somebody, Anybody, and Nobody.There was...