Mono and herpes
Question: Do you know the difference between mono & herpes?Answer: You get mono from...
7 Quickies!
1) On July 8, 1947, witnesses claim a spaceship with five aliens aboard crashed...
Why doesnt Hillary wear short dress?
Why doesn’t Hillary wear short dress?Her balls would show.
Daughter in college
|Did you hear about the banker who was recently arrested for embezzling $100,000 to...
Jealous Revenge
A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so She goes out and...
If Operating Systems Were Beers
DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to...
What Tax?
This kid walks into the pharmacy: “I’ve a hot date tonight, a sure thing,...
Red fire fighter
|There are four wheels and eight men on a fire engine.Four and eight makes...
A necessary condition
There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked...
Thankful he’s drunk
|The drunken wino was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb...