cross a firefly and a moth
|What do you get if you cross a firefly and a moth?An insect who...
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?
What’s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is...
A man spoke frantically into the phone…
A man spoke frantically into the phone: “My wife is pregnant and her contractions...
Where is this bus going?
|A drunken man gets on the bus late one night, staggers up the aisle,...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Good news?
A doctor tells his patient -”I’ve got some good news and I’ve got some...
The Perfect Day
- Her 8:45 Wake up to hugs and kisses 9:00 5 lbs lighter on...
Diamond Ring
A cop saw a young blonde woman down on her knees under a streetlight....
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat…
A woman asks her husband to buy her a fur coat for their 25th...
Super Market Checkout
A woman went to a discount store to purchase several items. When she finally...