What is the…
Q. What’s the definition of a lesbian? A. A woman doing a man’s job...
Frying Pan
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Zen Quotes
1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk...
Why English is tough
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First Child
A man speaks frantically into the phone, “My wife is pregnant, and her contractions...
What does ADIDAS stand for?
What does ADIDAS stand for?All Day I Dream About Sex.
The Apple explosion
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You need an operation!
A lady says to her doctor, “My husband has been complaining that my vagina...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
The captain and the camel
A Captain in the foreign legion was transferred to a desert outpost. On his...