Do Elephants Ever Forget?
Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.
Three Republicans walk into a bar…
Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, “We don’t serve Republicans here.”The Republicans...
Do clever men make good husbands?
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men don’t BECOME husbands!
The Pope and the Rams
What do the Pope and the Rams both appearing in the St. Louis Trans...
Convince these students
|An Army recruiter delivered a windy pep talk to encourage a group of college...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
King of the Jungle
Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk,...
Yo mamma so stupid…
Yo mamma so stupid she got hit by a parked car.
Be
A man dies and goes to heaven. Saint Peter asks him what religion he...
Things to do in the office when you\\\\\\\’re bored
Office work dull?…None of your colleagues appreciate your humour?…Amuse yourself. Points are awarded on...