Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Me Too
The husband returns home one day and tells his wife, “Hi honey, look, I’ve...
Panic
Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy’s swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don’t panic. He’ll be...
Bad eyes.
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
A girl and an elephant
Girl woke up in the morning after a party and found an Elephant in...
And yet another Clinton joke
They just found out Clinton’s been stuffing turf in his underpants.They’re for grass roots...
Buy me bras!
“Dad, can i ask you something?” “Sure! What about?” “You see, I’m already fourteen...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
picking up a woman in a laundromat
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because...