Baby bear wants to live somewhere else
|The three bears had been having some trouble recently and had ended up in...
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a Santa...
The Blonde and the Cheerios
What did the blonde say when she opened a box of cheerios?Oh! Look!! Doughnut...
How can you tell if you are at a bulemic bachelor party?
How can you tell if you’re at a bulemic bachelor party? The cake jumps...
Her Age
Harold’s wife bought a new line of expensive cosmetics guaranteed to make her look...
You know you’re a Teacher if…
You think people should be required to get a government permit before being allowed...
What’s the best thing about turning 65?
What’s the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.
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Q: Why don’t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their...
Do you know why single women cannot fart?
Do you know why single women can’t fart? Because, they don’t get assholes untill...