Still in the family
You might be a redneck if you’ve been married three timesand still have the...
A mosque-ito!
|What is the most religious insect?A mosque-ito!
You are under arrest!
A scientist was successful in cloning himself, and was asked to speak at a...
F Word Usage
Fuck is such a versatile word…Greetings: How the fuck are you!Fraud: I got fucked...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
Wheel of disfortune
Your momma so stupid that when she goes on wheel of fortune she buysa...
The woman is on fire
|A lady was filling her tank at a gas station, smoking a cigarette, even...
Another Castration
A man went to his doctor and said, “I want to be castrated.”"What?” said...
Why do they call it PMS?
Why do they call it PMS?Mad Cow disease was already taken.
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?
What has a woman got in common with a box of Kentucky Fried Chicken?Once...