Remember when…..
Remember when……..A computer was something on TV froma science fiction show of notea window...
Murphy’s Laws (5)
Never slap a man who chews tobacco.There are many many more asses in the...
The Perfect Woman would say…
The Perfect Woman would say: 1. I’ll swallow it all . . . I...
Less Common Latin Phrases
Less Common Latin PhrasesQuo signo nata es?What’s your sign?Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.You know,...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Oops!
A man goes into a drug store and asks the pharmacist if he can...
Paid By Medicaid
A Soviet emigre boy and girl come to a doctor’s office and say: “Doctor,...
I dont want a ride!
A man pulled up next to a little girl walking home from school and...
Army general at Christmas
What does an army general kiss under at christmas? Missile toe
Thoughts From Women…
Thoughts From Women About Being A WomanThe hardest years in life are those between...