I get so drunk that I imagine things
|The drunk was floundering down the alley carrying a box with holes on the...
Signs
Sign on a brake repair shop in Joliet, Illinois, “We stand in front of...
Toddler Miracle Diet!
New Miracle Diet!Flabby people are always on the lookout for a new diet. The...
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it…
Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, “Hey, Pop! What...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Missy in heat
Angela went up to her mom and ask if she could take missy for...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
My Car was stolen!!!
A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car.”They’ve stolen...
A game of animal football
|The animals were bored. Finally, the lion had an idea. “I know a really...
Short Lawyer Jokes I
The defendant who pleads his own case has a fool for a client, but...