Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Confucius say…
Confucius say…Woman who cooks beans and peas in same pot very unsanitary.Man who fart...
A sudden change of mind
|My Dearest Susan,Sweetie of my heart. I’ve been so desolate ever since I broke...
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary…
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary....
He’s Shaky
One woman says to another, “I can’t understand why you haven’t gone to see...
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him…
Saddam Hussein calls President Clinton and tells him, “Bill, I had awonderful dream last...
Caught in the Amazon Jungle…
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They...
Heaven Help Us
Three men die and go to heaven. When they get to the pearly gates,...