10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
Keeping a high profile in an office
|Never write a note or memo if you can phone or visit instead; everyone...
A couple came upon a wishing well…
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish...
Losing my mind!
An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist’s office, running his hands through his...
Ten Signs That You’re At A Bad Zoo
|1. When no one else is looking, you swear that the monkeys are mocking...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Save the country
A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf...
Missed the word
“Dad,” said the boy, “we had a spelling contest in school today, and I...
Marriage Quotes 2
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out,...
Kid divorces his parents.
There was this kid who wanted to divorce his parents, so he takes them...