Andy Rooney Quotes
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.I’m not into...
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon…
Two gay male lovers were talking and Bob says to Jon, “I wish I...
Alternative Chicken
Q.-Why’d the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman’s head!
Why did the boy…
Why did the boy take a ladder to school?It was a high school.
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer…
At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the...
Where does he work?
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living....
Scale A Fence
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?A: To see what was on...
Catfish vs. Lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty...
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget?
When is it OK for a lady to slap a midget? When they are...
It had taken him several months, but the executive…
It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his...