Elephant Jokes Eight
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?A: Because they would look silly with glove compartments.Q:...
What does a lion call a antelope?
What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica
Why did the…
Q. Why did the male sheep fall off the cliff?A. He didn’t see the...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…
Locking For A Dentist
A dinner speaker was in such a hurry to get to his engagement that...
Knowing the facts
|The following is a true story, and this situation supposedly occurred in a real...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
The Darwin Awards
|The long awaited 1999 Darwin “Natural Selection” Awards have been released! These awards are...
Susie walkin the dog!
A little girl asks her Mom, “May I take the dog for a walk...