Always on Duty
A new soldier was on sentry duty at the main gate. His orders were...
One for the Mrs!
An escaped convict broke into a house and tied up a young couple who...
How To Catch A Polar Bear
How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and...
A birthday party
Q:What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?A:I scream
Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Waiting Room
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had...
Mariah Carey’s quote
|Mariah Carey was one of the first celebrities to comment on the death of...
Anyone Here
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened...
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
On the high seas!
A merchant captain and several of his officers were returning to the ship after...