How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?
How do we know that the “Toothbrush” was invented in West Virginia? – Had...
Rooster Difference
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a rooster?A: In the morning a...
You can now eat your own plate
|Taipei, Taiwan (AP) – Diners tempted to lick a plate after a delicious meal...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Analysis of A Man
Man – A Chemical AnalysisElement: Man Symbol: Ah (short for Asshole) Quantitative: Accepted at...
Help!
Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you’re an ambulance!
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a...
What Gauge
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a shotgun. “It’s for...
He is a very fast drinker
|A man goes into a bar and seats himself on a stool. The bartender...