A big accident
On a busy day, on a busy corner, there is a big accident in...
Restroom Sign
On her way home a blonde drove past a sign that said “CLEANRESTROOMS 8...
Double The Recipe
Q: Why don’t blondes double their recipes?A: The oven doesn’t go to 700 degrees.
Screwing Rooster
There was a farmer. He had alot of chickens but had no roosters. So...
Proud Of Daddy
Three boys are in the schoolyard bragging about their fathers.The first boy says, “My...
Sliding Husband
A man and a beautiful woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant. Their...
The farmer’s wife.
So one night, the farmer gets drunk. He grabs his wife’s tits and says,...
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport…
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached acomfortable cruising altitude,...
Do you see the dead bird?
|A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park one morning.Suddenly, the...
Ideal Drinking Age
AGE DRINK 17 beer 25 beer 35 vodka 48 double vodka 66 Maalox