Little Johnny’s mother decided to give…
Little Johnny’s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so...
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs?
Why did God give men larger brains than dogs? So they won’t hump women’s...
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says…
A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, “Doc, I’m constipated.”The doctor examines...
…And I will do anything for love.
The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with...
Wear your collar backwards
Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says,...
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re…
A couple gets married, and thirty years later they’re in the same hotel, in...
Two Parrots
This lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I these two talking female...
A future fireman.
A fireman looked out of the fire house window and noticed a little boy...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...