Soviet Physician
What does the M.D. after a name of a Soviet emigre physician stand for?Mentally...
Top 10 things you’ll never hear a girl say.
1) I’m bored. Let’s shave my pussy!2) Shouldn’t you be out drinking with your...
What do you call a sleeping bull?
What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer
Appeal
An attorney passed on and found himself in heaven. But not at all happy...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
Alligator and a Bet
A guy walks into a bar with a pet alligator by his side. He...
Four boastful men
Four men are golfing one day. The first man steps up to tee and...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
How all careers end
|How careers end… Lawyers are disbarred. Ministers are defrocked. Electricians are delighted. Far Eastern...
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck!
36 things you’ll never hear from a Redneck…1. “I’ll take Shakespeare for 1000, Alex”2....