A play on Computer Lingo.
1. Cannot find REALITY.SYS. Universe halted.2. COFFEE.EXE Missing – Insert Cup and Press Any...
Moon Mission
Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two...
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist…
A very religious man lived right next door to an atheist. While the religious...
Scottish Builder
A Scottish old timer in Scotland, in a bar, talking to a young man.Old...
Are caterpillars good to eat?
|Johnny: Daddy, are caterpillars good to eat?Father: Have I not told you never to...
Anniversary
A guy says, “For our Twentieth , I’m taking my wife to Australia.” His...
The Contest! (Very long, Very adult)
Contest: Beer vs. PussyA beer is always wet. A pussy needs encouragement. Advantage: Beer.A...
National Anthem
Ex-President Clinton is currently writing a new National Anthem.It’s called, “Yank My Doodle, It’s...
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?
How do you cook vegatables in the microwave ?Take them out their wheelchair.
Pat and Mike at the brewery.
Pat and Mike work at the Guinness Brewery, and one day there’s an accident.Pat...