No Arms Nor Legs
Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs?A:...
Cow
What do you call a cow with no legs? GROUND BEEF!
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?
What do you call Toys R’ Us in the hood?We B Toyz N’ Shit
Mr. Johnson
Mr. Johnson, a businessman from Wisconsin, went on a business trip toLouisiana. He immediately...
Super Long Classic!
Dear Tech Support:I am writing this letter as a last resort. Last year I...
Carstianity
“Haul a Yugo. Haul a Yugo.” Gearly beloved, we are Blazered here in the...
Man Is Like An Automobile
Man is like an automobile. As it gets older, the differential starts slipping, and...
On a very cold winter night…
On a very cold winter night, three homeless men huddled up close to keep...
Courtroom Chaos
A man accused of robbing a bank was tried for the final time and...