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A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers...
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A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend...
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A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. “Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?” He...
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There’s a blind rabbit and a blind snake that are friends. One day, the...
The Biker’s decision.
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My Darling Son Letter!
Dearest Darling Son and That Person You Married,Merry Christmas to you, and please don’t...