Arkansas Governor Application
Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother’s name(list also relation, i.e.,...
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What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home.
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails…
So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a...
Blonde Miracle Diet
An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10...
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store…
An elderly woman entered a large furniture store and was greeted by a much...
Good Sneeze!
Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm....
They use snail varnish!
|How do snails get their shells so shiny?They use snail varnish!
Fortune cookie mistake
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
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One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she...
Idiot Sightings!
IDIOT SIGHTINGS…Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the...