Keep A Man From Wanting Sex
How do you keep a man from wanting sex?You marry him!
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Dead Pussy
An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the...
Why do blondes use so much shampoo?
Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Ya gotta love dem Cajuns
Young Boudreaux applied for an engineering job way, way up north in Shreveport. A...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...
Get a heart transplant
|A new arrival, about to enter hospital, saw two white coated doctors searching through...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...
I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....