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Cure For Unemployment
“So you think you could end all unemployment, do you?” asked the interviewer. “And...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...
The bar and chain.
A man walks into a bar pulling a heavy chain. The bartender asksthe man...
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach…
A recently divorced woman is walking along the beach contemplating how badlyscrewed she got...
Amazing Anagrams
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The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...