Polak Garbage Bill
Q: What happens when a Polak doesn’t pay his garbage bill?A: They stop delivering.
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Mother’isms! (Long Joke)
My most memorable one was, after being lightly smacked on the butt and asking,...
Cop coming upon a young couple making out…
Cop coming upon a young couple making out….Cop: What the hell are you two...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...
Jon starts working in a lumber camp…
Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, “We work twelve hours...
Why Worry?
The next door neighbor of a middle-aged wife came over to inform her that...
The Bartender and the Blonde
A bartender was working the late shift. While he was working, a beautiful blonde...
Your mama so stupid
Your mamma’s so stupid she locked her self in a bathroom and peed her...
Hypothetical Question
A little boy goes up to his father and asks:”Dad, what’s the difference between...