glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctors office…
A woman accompanied her husband to the doctor’s office.After the check-up, the doctor took...
Political Speech Goofs
“I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job”–George Bush,...
Barry took a girl out on her first date…
Barry took a girl out on her first date. When they pulled off into...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Miscellaneous terms
|Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s.Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What a...
Dating Young Women
A single man in his 40′s often has a problem finding women at his...
Packing Elephants
How do you put six elephants in a Volkswagen?…Three in front and three in...
Rabbi’s anniversary present
A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby...
Car Dimmer Switch Modification
STATE OF CALIFORNIADEPARTMENT OF INSURANCE 1700 “J” STREETSACRAMENTO, CA 95368PETE WILSON HARRY WALBRATHGOVERNOR DIRECTORBULLETIN...