Naked Mower
“It’s just to hot to wear clothes today,” said Jack as he stepped out...
Why did God create man first?
Why did God create man first? So he wouldn’t have to be told how...
Homer Simpson Laugh-Lines!
Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the bees? Or...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
Don’t Cut
An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal...
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not
Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren’t I need you to whip...
How are lawyers like sperm?
How are lawyers like sperm? One out of a million turns out to be...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
How does physics save lives?
One day our professor was discussing a particularly complicated concept. Apre-med student rudely interrupted...
Gay man’s last fun
Three Americans died overseas in the war. The General of the three was sent...