The only wish
Two guys of limited intelligence were on a ship that sank in themiddle of...
Shoe shopping
A man walks into a shoe store… …and tries on a pair of shoes....
The poor guy got G.A.S.H.
A man returns from a trip to Amsterdam and is feeling very ill. He...
Because they squeak!
|Why do mice need oiling?Because they squeak!
Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?
A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry...
Rule of Thumb
The phrase “rule of thumb” is derived from an old English law which stated...
Blow In Their Ear
Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear?A: “Thanks for...
An unfortunate situation
A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and...
Blonde and Pizza
A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it...
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them…
Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde...