A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge…
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is...
The Line
What’s long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!
Higgins lived in Staten Island,
|Higgins lived in Staten Island, New York, and worked in Manhattan. He had to...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel…
A man was looking for a cheap prostitute in a brothel.He went up to...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”
“What happened to the Pope when he went to Mount Olive?”"Popeye beat the shit...
even more blonde q and a’s
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Dirty Birds
A lady approaches her priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem. I...
A man takes his sick dog to the vet…
A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog...