Another miracle?
A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, “Okay, Mrs. Jones,...
Emersom
Guy-Knock, KnockGirl-Who’s there?Guy-EmersomGirl-Emersom who?Guy-Emersom nice boobs ya got there!
Why are spiders like tops?
|Why are spiders like tops?They are always spinning!
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton…
A French guest, staying in a hotel in Edmonton phoned room service for some...
Why Santa Has No Kids
Why doesn’t Santa have any children?Because he only comes once a year, and when...
Leave It To The Kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his...
Age Quotes
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older...
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?
What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...