What’s brown and sticky?
What’s brown and sticky?A stick.
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Having Children Is Like:
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Life According To TV Land
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Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
10 Rejected Sat. Morning Cartoons
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Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari…
There was this guy & he had just bought a brand new Farrari F-50...
Adam talks to God.
One day, Adam sat outside the Garden of Eden shortly after eating the apple,...
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights…
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage....