What’s the difference between a duck and a cow?
What’s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for...
A girl sat sobbing in the police station…
A girl sat sobbing in the police station. “I was raped by an Italian.”She...
The Bobbit Hillbillies
Sung to the tune of “The Beverly Hillbillies”Come and listen to my story ’bout...
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian…
A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental...
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?
What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent...
The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Grape and Elephant
Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None....
One day the different parts of the body…
One day the different parts of the body were having anargument to see which...
A henpecked husband…
A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. “You don’t have to...
Fire Truck
A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when...