mosquitos religious
|Why are mosquitos religious?They prey on you!
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
Confessing To Extramarital Affairs
There are two guys walking in front of a large church. One guy says...
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing...
Cupid at Law
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...
The Cow and the Chicken
So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes… Baak!Baak! LOL...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
Tell Me!
A husband and wife were fighting about their sex life.”You never even tell me...
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...