How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.
The bachelor’s diet
|Bachelor’s DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST – Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while...
A young girl sees her father in the shower…
A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles...
Death becomes nerd
A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for...
Liam had left Dublin
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Mutated Gene
All children who entered the world in the 1980s and later were born with...
What dreams mean
After she woke up, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamedthat you gave...
Ice-fishing Blonde.
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing. She’d seen many books on the subject,...
A small boy was lost, so he went up…
A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, “I’ve...