Senior’s Thoughts (Classic)
What are seniors worth anyway? They are worth a fortune, with all the silver...
Cheeseburger
A cheeseburger walks into a bar, and says “Hey bartender give me a beer”.The...
Steal from this family
|After shopping in a mall, a couple returns to find their car has been...
Literal Actions
Two polish guys walk into a bar and sit down on the stools. All...
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts…
A supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know...
Santa
Santa comes once a year – but when he does he fills your stocking!
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70…
Joe still enjoyed chasing girls when he got to be 70.When his wife was...
Words of Wisdom!
If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried. * A...
Foreplay?
Q. Why don’t women blink during foreplay?A. It doesn’t last long enough!
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...