Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
An effective contraceptive
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could...
How to write a paper
How to write a paper1. Sit in a straight, comfortable chair in a well-lighted...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
Animals Q & A
|Q: Diner: I can’t eat this chicken. Call the manager.A: Waiter: It’s no use....
Battle on the Ocean
Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were...
Modem Addiction
“Did you know that last month’s (expletive) phone bill is over $450?” my wife...
Comments from Dr’s Patients
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was...
The Gay in the Bar
A gay guy walks into a bar and says “bartender give me a brewskie.”The...
Stand Still, Soldier!
Military training:During camouflage training in Louisiana, a private disguised as a tree trunk had...