The Mushroom
A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink.The bartender says,...
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?
What is the last thing Jesus Christ said to the Teamsters?”Don’t do anything ’till...
Application to date my daughter
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied by a complete financial...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
OOPS! I BLEW THAT ONE!
|A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary tried this creative defense: “My client...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises?
Did you hear the one about the guy who had five penises ?He had...
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?
Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind...
Sex Statistics
A businessman boards a flight and is lucky enough to be seated next to...
Employer Quotes
Quote from a recent meeting: “We are going to continue having these meetings, everyday,...