Ponytails
Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails?A: To cover up the valve...
The bad and the worse news
|A man visits the doctor for a checkup, and after some tests, the doctor...
Gas stations..
Why do they always lock the bathroom doors at gas stations?Are they afraid someone...
Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice…
Friend: Vern, are you going to take your wife Alice on your next cruise?Vern:...
Pick your sport carefully.
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results...
Signs someone is using your e-mail
10. “Honey, why is an 18-wheeler from Amazon.com backing into our driveway?” 9. One...
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river…
There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame...
Rules Guys Wish Women Knew!
1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us....
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners…
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was...
Another Dog With No Legs
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs?A: It don’t matter what...