Scared half to death
What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
cant stop with the q and a’s
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn’t know which...
One day there were these three boys walking down…
One day there were these three boys walking down the street, all of a...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
how much of that stack
|”And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?” the priest...
Monkey Organization
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at...
tough mosquito
|How do you know if you have a tough mosquito?You slap him and he...
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed…
97 year old man comes to his doctor looking depressed.He says “Doc, I think...
A veterinarian surgeon…
A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got...
Why do men take showers instead of baths?
Why do men take showers instead of baths?Pissing in the bath is disgusting.