Somebody flunked elf school…
5-year-old Nicholas was sitting on a department store Santa’s lap and told him, “My...
To Computer: Is there a God?
Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months...
He’s a real fun guy [fungi]
|Heard on a radio station.What did the female mushroom say about the male mushroom?”He’s...
The Bachelor Diet
The Bachelor DietMondayBreakfast – Who can eat Breakfast on a Monday? Swallowsome toothpaste while...
Accountants and Engineers on a Train
Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the...
Help me Doc!
Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy’s too big. So I’d like you...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
Condom Sponsors!
Imagine if major companies from all around the world started producing or sponsoring condoms....
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.
Love to Death
A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds...