The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
Professor
This just in:A well known college professor has been arrested and accused of putting...
Real news headlines 13
Here are a few genuine news bloopers gleaned from American newspapers. These were taken...
A peculiar birthday card
This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...
Restaurant Specialty
Waiter to customer: “Our specialty is snails.”"I know. One of them served me the...
Pregnancy Test
The blonde had been married about a year when one day the she came...
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?
If men had PMS/PMT, what would happen?a. The federal government would allocate funds to...
Myna Bird With a Small Vocabulary
There was an elderly lady who lived by herself. She decided that it would...