Centipede
One day the big animals and the little animals decided to have a football...
Woman saying something smart
How do you know when a woman’s about to say something smart? When she...
Psychic Phenomena
Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
How does a blond turn on the light after sex
? She opens the car door.
Bad Pop Rocks
Cassie was taking two of her grandsons on their very first train ride from...
Penguin goes into a bar
So ,this penguin goes into a bar and says to the barman “have you...
Abstinence
Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members...
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Fill Er Up!
A 17-year-old girl had just gotten her driver’s license and offered to take her...