What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?
What’s worse than being raped by Jack the Ripper?Getting fingered by Captain Hook!
Polish Power Outage
Did you hear about the tragedy in Poland? In Poland’s largest shopping mall, there...
Why are women so bad at mathematics?
Q: Why are women so bad at mathematics? A: Because men keep telling them...
Fish
Q: Why are fish in the sea smarter than animals on land.A: Because they...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
The Procrastinator’s Creed.
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
Legion Camel #3
A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in...
Bath Time.
It was time for Father John’s Saturday night bath, and young nun, Sister Magdalene...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Holy Doctors
Once I was sick and I had to go to an ear, nose, and...