What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Normal traffic stop
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
If…
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn’t it followthat electricians can be delighted,...
At the public pool
|The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the...
HEGS
The Doctor tells his patient that he has H-E-G-S”What’s that?”, the patient asks.”It’s a...
Taking It With You
As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan...
Men Are Like Diplomas
How are men like diplomas?You spend lots of time getting one, but once you...
For some light refreshment!
|Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.
When I was Young
When I was young I used to pray for a bicycle. Then I realized...