Bad luck finding a place to hide
|A small balding man storms into a local bar and demands, “Gimme a double...
Top ten things not to say on your Anniversary
|10. I stopped caring about anniversaries when you stopped caring about cooking.9. Today is...
Too much attention
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother toa nursing home and leaves...
Little Holes
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?A: From eating with...
Cat jokes 07
|Q: How is a cat laying down like a coin?A: Because he has his...
One day a boy asks his dad…
One day a boy asks his dad,”What’s the difference between a pussy and a...
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Free drinks for everyone
|One night, a drunk comes stumbling into a bar and says to the bartender:...
rabbits chased by wolf
Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the...
To My Dear Spouse…
O MY DEAR WIFE,During the past year I have tried to make love to...