Daffynitions!
Arbitrator ar’-bi-tray-ter: A cook that leaves Arby’s to work at McDonald’s. Avoidable uh-voy’-duh-buhl: What...
The Missionary!
A Missionary went to what he thought was an totally uninhabited island. He discovered...
Oopsy Daisy!
On opening his new store, a man received a bouquet of flowers. He became...
Don’t look down!
A man lay spread out over three seats in the second row of a...
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah Witness and an atheist?
What do you get when you cross a Jehovah’s Witness and an atheist?Someone who...
Short Cowboy jokes
|Q: What do you call a drug ring in Dallas?A: A huddle. Q: Four...
Top10 Viagra Slogans.
* Viagra, The quicker dicker upper * Viagra, One-a-day, like iron * Viagra, When...
Knitting Blonde
A highway patrolman pulled up alongside a speeding car on the freeway. As the...
What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
Worries while flying
|Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an...