What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?
What’s the worst thing about having to kiss Grandma?When the damn coffin lid falls...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
A boy and girl octopus out on a date…
A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm...
Solve Indian puzzles
|An Indian chief had three wives, each of whom was pregnant. The first gave...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
ADVICE FOR IDIOTS
|An actual tip from page 16 of the Hewlett Packard Environmental, Health & Safety...
If they divorce…
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.”Why so glum, Chum?” asked the kindly stranger.”If...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...