Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Blonde in College
A blonde reports for his University’s final examination that consists of Y/N type questions....
Heaven and smoking
Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can’t get to heaven?...
Accountant Math!
An accountant decided to leave his wife one day.He left her a note saying:”Dear...
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Signs you’ve grown up!
1. Your potted plants stay alive. 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is...
Yo mama’s head so small
Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow. Yo mama...
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?
What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Yo mama is so dirty
Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so...