Misbehaving Guide Dog
A blind man was standing on the corner with his dog when the dog...
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and…
One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde...
Your Starship Captain Might Be a Redneck If…
Your shuttlecraft has been up on blocks for over a month.He paints flames and...
The new preacher.
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave...
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a…
A man walks into a doctor’s office with a frog stuck to his head.Doctor:...
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?You can unscrew...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?
What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.
Bonds And Men
What’s the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature.
Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...