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Husband’s Great Gift
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Drunk and Arthritis
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Blonde Detective
A policeman was interviewing three blondes who wanted to become detectives. To test their...
Female Lawyer
Q: What is the difference between a female lawyer and a pitbull?A: Lipstick
Shooting your computer
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